What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:29

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
Dr No
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do some men like anal sex?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill